so, i was just makinn me a pork roll sandwich in my kitchen, and my sister, brother-in-law, nieces, and nephew are living with me. well, all of a sudden, my sister starts yelling at my nephew. then, a while later, my brother-in-law joins. greatest thing ive ever heard. that boy needs some sense knocked into him…
Oh, Entenmann’s and Your Using Murder to Sell Cookies
Immediately following the acquittal of Casey Anthony, the phrase #notguilty was trending on Twitter. This, folks, is why you check why something is trending before using it to push pastries.
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BRITTANY: I don’t have a date. I’m just going to dance. And then all your dates are going to ignore you and come dance with me, so your dates are really my dates.
I was talking to Carshuan today about everything. During that talk I realized two things. I’m really scared of the future and I really want sex.
It’s Amanda’s BIGGEST FAN!
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